The Divorce

“NO!” “YES!” “NO!” “YES!” “NO!” “YES!” “Mum, Dad I know you both want different dinners but there’s no reason to yell!” Screamed Emerald. “YOU STAY OUT OF THIS EMERALD, YOU TOO CHAD!” “OH OUR SILLY CHILDREN!” Yelled Mum. “NOW RONALD, I WANT TURKEY!” “I KNOW BELINDA, BUT I WANT STEAK!” “TURKEY!” “STEAK!” “TURKEY!” “STEAK!” A…